sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

(via asian)

rincewindsapprentice:

Some people love to shut down people who talk about trans and intersex issues by saying that they’re “only 1% of the population” and thus can be ignored since they “aren’t statistically significant enough.”

By that logic, we can now systematically ignore:

  • Redheads
  • The entire state of Rhode Island
  • Anyone who makes over $500,000 a year
  • Pacific Islanders
  • Australia

(via elisadelrey)

baddest-femalee:

✝
blackgirlswhiteboys:

Shanacubana@aim.com

pluhme:

Men use love to get sex.
Women use sex to get love.
I use coupons to get pizza.

(via anaconding)

thatsnothowitworks:

chongotheartist:

100 daddies

Not the turn I thought it was going to take.

sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

(via elisadelrey)

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

(Source: daftvunk, via elisadelrey)

maroonedoffvesta:

no sorry this is Just Too Much
whitepeoplestealingculture:

clarknokent:

Bruh

lovinq-u:

have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.

(via covocal)

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